Mom thinks I'm sleeping but I'm really playing DS

Hi I'm Mars

(they/them)

I make shitposts, talk about minecraft, try to convince people to listen to obscure music, and talk about things going on in my life.

follow me on twitter for more funi: https://twitter.com/SquidwardSpect1

Anyway, asks are always open to everyone, so like, feel free to talk to me :)

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maltsea -

don't flirt with me as a joke ill catch feelings


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i havent showered in 4 days because of my irrational fear of the moon (:


king-mars -

I feel like I should clarify.

I've been watching local 58, which is a creepy-pasta horror channel that is based around a tv station in West Virginia. There are these really creepy broadcasts, all of which center around the moon being bad and controlling the minds of people, or causing mass hysteria in America. The first one I watched, Contingency is creepy on its own, removed from the universe. Basically it's a broadcast, seemingly an emergency one, telling people that America had to surrender to some foreign power and that they need to "take America with them"

Continued under the cut; potentially triggering subject matter ahead

Basically, in language that doesn't use the words "kill" or "death" or create any negative connotations, it had asked each and every citizen to kill themselves and their children and pets in their front lawn to honor America. There are horribly chilling lines such as "Infants and Pets, the smallest patriots" and "You take America with you" and worst of all "This message will repeat until there are none left to read it"

The most chilling part to me is, this actually would have worked during the cold war, completely removed from the context of Local 58. But let's not focus on that, back to West Virginia.

The video asks, if there is time, for people to assume the "Victory Position," which consists of the 3 F's.

Front Lawn,

Face Up,

Feet Together.

If you watch "A Children's Show" you'll see that, at the end of the episode, Cadaver assumes the same position in the bottom of a deep grave, and when the moon passes over him, he turns into a grotesque skeleton. Also? The broadcast in Contingency airs at 3 am. Primetime to see the moon.

If that wasn't bad enough "Weather Alert" shook me to my very core. It's an emergency weather alert, telling people to not view the sky with the naked eye. This turns into a Civilian Danger Alert, with two entities fighting for control of the broadcast, telling people either to avoid all windows and mirrors or to step outside and look directly at the moon. At some point, one person, seemingly a Local 58 employee, gains full control of the broadcast, telling people that

"He got at me through the light"

"The moonlight, through the mirror"

"Do not look at the moon"

and it ends with a picture of the moon, and the screams of a man being destroyed by it.

Something dark has taken over the moon, and the people are powerless to stop it.

There's also a government agency mind control theory but eh.

ANYWAY, that's why I haven't showered or slept in like, a week because I shower at night with the lights off (you really think my dysphoric ass wouldn't?) and i really wish my girlfriend could just hold me because she gets it and my family will definitely laugh at me about it (:


Does anyone know how to easily find specific posts from the past? Im trying to find an old post i made about the ring fit but i cat remember what i tagged it :/


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An Anonymous user asked:

how do make pink??????

you do `` on either sides of the text!

then you get the funi


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babushka -

is this supposed to make everything pink


king-mars -

how make pink?????


king-mars -

i will only post like this from now on


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babushka -

is this supposed to make everything pink


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how make pink?????


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I saw it! It's big, scary, and

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i am so done with online college. I know i complained about the mormon kids from high school but at least they didnt jerk off in biology class


synthesystem -

*vibrates at you* wanna be friends


dogward ate the spackle out of the wall

cant have shit in detroit


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y'all mind if i just *wanders into forest* *never returns to civilization*


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Has anyone else been around long enough to remember that user who disappeared for awhile, and their first post when they came back was "Hey guys dont join a cult as a joke because they WILL follow you if you try to leave" and then we never heard from them again???


king-mars -

does anyone have a screenshot of the post??? i have like 4000 likes and its been real difficult going through them all + i don't remember if i even liked the post


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Has anyone else been around long enough to remember that user who disappeared for awhile, and their first post when they came back was "Hey guys dont join a cult as a joke because they WILL follow you if you try to leave" and then we never heard from them again???


king-mars -

does anyone have a screenshot of the post??? i have like 4000 likes and its been real difficult going through them all + i don't remember if i even liked the post


Has anyone else been around long enough to remember that user who disappeared for awhile, and their first post when they came back was "Hey guys dont join a cult as a joke because they WILL follow you if you try to leave" and then we never heard from them again???


Last night I learned that if I dont have a blanket and get cold at night, i will have deeply embarrassing dreams in an attempt to make me blush hard enough to warm me up. -69/10 CANNOT recommend


transzoemurphy -

lorde was right… it really DOES drive you crazy getting old… it DOES feel so scary getting old…


king-mars -

lorde not only invented music but she was spitting straight fax no printer while doing it


heres another comic i made :3


king-mars -

Wait did you post this on reddit because I feel like I saw this earlier and pogged irl its so great


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eznii -

sat down and did this all in one go which is a record for me tbh


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autiestella -

we need more discourse on waterfall, such as

  • is mustard good?

  • how do pronounce scone?

  • how is touch the sky?

  • is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • what jam flavour best?

  • "___ in the house tonight": party rockers or party rock is?


supermario -
  • Mustard can give a "kick" in terms of flavor, but usually, it's too strong and mayo/ketchup is better.
  • Rhymes with cone
  • Uuuhhhh, I guess technically speaking, the sky is the upper atmosphere combined with the Sun's rays that give it its color, so if you get to the upper atmosphere in just the open air, you're always touching the sky? Because the air is always encasing you.
  • Music is subjective and mayo is capable of making sound, so there is theoretically a person who finds the sound of mayo musical, thereby making mayo a musical instrument. In the tool instrument sense, mayo is a tool used to enhance the taste of something.
  • Not much into jam, but strawberry's good.
  • Party rock is.

king-mars -
  • mustard is good in salad dressing and on pretzels so yeah.
  • skōn
  • imagine
  • Yes.
  • Sour Cherry! got some at a farmers market recently and DAMN its good
  • Party Rockers. You cannot change my mind :)

thinkin about how everyone thought i was mute in 5th/6th grade because i literally said like, 3 words the entire time


supermario -

Who needs romance when you can take a car ride at night down some bumpy rural roads, quietly singing along to All Star as you look with tired eyes at the black nothingness that your headlights can only illuminate so much of, wondering if there's something waiting for you in the shadows and brush, and wondering if you should join them?


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