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hello waterfall your favorite gremlin boy has stopped in yet again


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ocdranboo
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maltsea(mew/rawr)
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maltsea

don't flirt with me as a joke ill catch feelings


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i havent showered in 4 days because of my irrational fear of the moon (:

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I feel like I should clarify.

I've been watching local 58, which is a creepy-pasta horror channel that is based around a tv station in West Virginia. There are these really creepy broadcasts, all of which center around the moon being bad and controlling the minds of people, or causing mass hysteria in America. The first one I watched, Contingency is creepy on its own, removed from the universe. Basically it's a broadcast, seemingly an emergency one, telling people that America had to surrender to some foreign power and that they need to "take America with them"

Continued under the cut; potentially triggering subject matter ahead

Basically, in language that doesn't use the words "kill" or "death" or create any negative connotations, it had asked each and every citizen to kill themselves and their children and pets in their front lawn to honor America. There are horribly chilling lines such as "Infants and Pets, the smallest patriots" and "You take America with you" and worst of all "This message will repeat until there are none left to read it"

The most chilling part to me is, this actually would have worked during the cold war, completely removed from the context of Local 58. But let's not focus on that, back to West Virginia.

The video asks, if there is time, for people to assume the "Victory Position," which consists of the 3 F's.

Front Lawn,

Face Up,

Feet Together.

If you watch "A Children's Show" you'll see that, at the end of the episode, Cadaver assumes the same position in the bottom of a deep grave, and when the moon passes over him, he turns into a grotesque skeleton. Also? The broadcast in Contingency airs at 3 am. Primetime to see the moon.

If that wasn't bad enough "Weather Alert" shook me to my very core. It's an emergency weather alert, telling people to not view the sky with the naked eye. This turns into a Civilian Danger Alert, with two entities fighting for control of the broadcast, telling people either to avoid all windows and mirrors or to step outside and look directly at the moon. At some point, one person, seemingly a Local 58 employee, gains full control of the broadcast, telling people that

"He got at me through the light"

"The moonlight, through the mirror"

"Do not look at the moon"

and it ends with a picture of the moon, and the screams of a man being destroyed by it.

Something dark has taken over the moon, and the people are powerless to stop it.

There's also a government agency mind control theory but eh.

ANYWAY, that's why I haven't showered or slept in like, a week because I shower at night with the lights off (you really think my dysphoric ass wouldn't?) and i really wish my girlfriend could just hold me because she gets it and my family will definitely laugh at me about it (:



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Does anyone know how to easily find specific posts from the past? Im trying to find an old post i made about the ring fit but i cat remember what i tagged it :/


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An Anonymous user asked:

how do make pink??????

you do `` on either sides of the text!

then you get the funi


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babushka

is this supposed to make everything pink

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how make pink?????


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i will only post like this from now on



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babushka(he/she, он/она/)
Time ago
babushka

is this supposed to make everything pink

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how make pink?????



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supermario(he/him)
Time ago

I saw it! It's big, scary, and

mantis-core



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posted this
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i am so done with online college. I know i complained about the mormon kids from high school but at least they didnt jerk off in biology class


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intrepid-inkweaver(Any Pronouns)
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synthesystem

*vibrates at you* wanna be friends


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dogward ate the spackle out of the wall

cant have shit in detroit


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Has anyone else been around long enough to remember that user who disappeared for awhile, and their first post when they came back was "Hey guys dont join a cult as a joke because they WILL follow you if you try to leave" and then we never heard from them again???

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does anyone have a screenshot of the post??? i have like 4000 likes and its been real difficult going through them all + i don't remember if i even liked the post



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Has anyone else been around long enough to remember that user who disappeared for awhile, and their first post when they came back was "Hey guys dont join a cult as a joke because they WILL follow you if you try to leave" and then we never heard from them again???

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does anyone have a screenshot of the post??? i have like 4000 likes and its been real difficult going through them all + i don't remember if i even liked the post



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posted this
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Has anyone else been around long enough to remember that user who disappeared for awhile, and their first post when they came back was "Hey guys dont join a cult as a joke because they WILL follow you if you try to leave" and then we never heard from them again???


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posted this
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Last night I learned that if I dont have a blanket and get cold at night, i will have deeply embarrassing dreams in an attempt to make me blush hard enough to warm me up. -69/10 CANNOT recommend


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ocdranboo
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ocdranboo

lorde was right… it really DOES drive you crazy getting old… it DOES feel so scary getting old…

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lorde not only invented music but she was spitting straight fax no printer while doing it



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ocdranboo
Time ago

heres another comic i made :3

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Wait did you post this on reddit because I feel like I saw this earlier and pogged irl its so great



sat down and did this all in one go which is a record for me tbh


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posted this
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thinkin about how everyone thought i was mute in 5th/6th grade because i literally said like, 3 words the entire time


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idioticsilverware(themself/pixself)
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idioticsilverware(themself/pixself)
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supermario

Who needs romance when you can take a car ride at night down some bumpy rural roads, quietly singing along to All Star as you look with tired eyes at the black nothingness that your headlights can only illuminate so much of, wondering if there's something waiting for you in the shadows and brush, and wondering if you should join them?


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idioticsilverware(themself/pixself)
Time ago
chicory

waterfall.......is a wetsite.


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